Embuste

Fazem o que fizeram ao Gervais ao Martin e ao Baldwin e eu juro que mato alguém. Para ver, no máximo dos máximos, cinco minutos dele? Estão a gozar comigo? OK, Jeff Bridges é uma das maiores pessoas vivas, não haja dúvida disso, e há dois ou três prémios que foram bem mandados. Mas, porra, cinco minutos de Gervais? Não sabem aproveitar a parte boa da vida?

Um dia triste

As a deal nears for Conan O'Brien's exit from NBC, one thing is certain: the characters and recurring comedy bits O'Brien originated during his 16-plus years on "Late Night" and "The Tonight Show" will not follow the host when he leaves NBC.

The Peacock owns the intellectual property behind such popular O'Brien characters as Pimpbot 5000 and Conando, as well as recurring segments such as In the Year 3000 and Desk Driving. Sources involved in the settlement negotiations say NBC is keeping the copyrighted and trademarked elements of O'Brien's shows as part of the deal. That means the bits and characters will likely never be seen after O'Brien's "Tonight" ends its run Jan 22. ‬

While the vast majority of the characters O'Brien introduced are said to owned by NBC, it's unclear who controls Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, the crass canine puppet that is perhaps O'Brien's most popular recurring bit. Triumph was originated by writer and longtime O'Brien pal Robert Smigel, whose reps declined to comment on whether Smigel or NBC owned rights to the character.

Cresci com o Conan. Cresci com estas personagens. Nunca me saiu da cabeça um sketch de há mais de 10 anos em que, em pleno dia dos namorados, o Conan ia num Masturdate: jantava sozinho e, se a noite corresse bem, ia para casa e tocava-se. Uma parte de mim morreu hoje, disso não tenho dúvida nenhuma.

2009

Também me esqueci disto:



Foda-se.

I'm on mah grind, shawty, don't block my shine, shawty

As melhores cantigas de 2009. Esqueci-me dos Grizzly Bear ("Two Weeks", claro) e do Raekwon ("The House of Flying Daggers", beat monstro do J. Dilla que um dia servirá para começar guerras).